Ethan Ryan
Fiction, plus some Nonfiction
Date Night at the UN
The Brooklyner
Kill Me With Kindness
Thought Catalog
If You Were a Hyperlink
The Hairpin
Answers to Rhetorical Questions Posed by Movie Titles
McSweeney’s
I Believe in Everything
Thought Catalog
Some Advice To Men Who Are Going Bald
Thought Catalog
“It Is What It Is” Is a Stupid Expression
The Fiddleback
lowercase is cool
Thought Catalog
You Want Me
No Time To Say It
Jack
[self-published]
Pseudonyms, Authenticity, and Internet Identity
HTMLGIANT
Little Known Facts About Fictional Doctors
Feathertale
What Happens When You Die
Thought Catalog
Sleepwalking Is Crazy
Thought Catalog
Losing Weather
HOUSEFIRE
Sorry!
Specter
God, Devil, Google
We Who Are About To Die
Men in Strip Clubs
Annalemma
My Face on the Internet
Thought Catalog
Zombie Killer
Word Riot
Halloween
Titular
Sex Robots and the Future of Fucking
Thought Catalog
Why Clowns Are Scary
Thought Catalog
Lacey Martinez Is On Facebook
Used Furniture Review
Driving Around
Pitbull Magazine
Never Say Etcetera
Wigleaf
Dear Wigleaf
Wigleaf
Birth Defect
PANK
Interview with J. Bradley
PANK
Robot Dinosaur Magazine Submission Guidelines
Feathertale
Clinical Lycanthropy
Metazen
Frozen
Word Riot
What Big Teeth
Sex and Murder Magazine
Switcheroo
Monkeybicycle
Mr. Artichoke Eats Monday
Opium Magazine
(A Bookmark Contest Finalist)
Neurotica
Opium Magazine
The 5 Most Ineffective Anti-Drug PSAs of All Time
Cracked