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Welcome! You have successfully arrived at the virtual home of Ethan Ryan. Read his stories, skim his scant autobiography, contact him with questions, praise, or scorn, and check out some sites he likes.

Warning: this website may contain graphic violence, strong language, overtly sexual dialogue, unreliable narrators, flat characters, bad metaphors, onomatopoeia, run-on sentences, broken hyperlinks, strange euphemisms, gore, nudity, and sex robots.

Side effects include nausea, hysteria, wry smirks, social anxiety, and in some cases, death. Viewer discretion is advised.

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